I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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