Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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