He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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