she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Barsexuality is the new black.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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