At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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