If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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