Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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