Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
