so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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