I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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