I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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