Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
handjob tips. give me some.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Randomize
