Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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