apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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