it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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