office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I AM VODKA MAN
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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