1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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