return my video game
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
