On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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