Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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