kristin has been a bad kristin
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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