I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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