Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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