plz talk dirty to me
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize