So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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