My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
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