they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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