That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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