what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
the raccoons are back...
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