I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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