so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
In America we eat man semen.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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