Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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