Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
ok first of all what the fuck
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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