Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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