How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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