this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
