how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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