There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Randomize
