I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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