i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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