i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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