Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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