Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
That reminds me...we need to get swords
How's work?
Spinning.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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