Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
there is glitter all over my balls
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