are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I am naked and annoyed.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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