im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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