dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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