let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
MIDGETS
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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