..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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