nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
