its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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