He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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