I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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